I believe someone out there has a solution. For months, a fellow, who lives in the United States has been calling to find out about every 'babe' on the blog. He wants to ‘lay’ everybody. Normally, I am used to incessant calls from guys who are interested in ladies. Babes call too, to find out about guys they like. Ofcourse, I believe people can find their life partners anywhere...including public toilets! There are people who are genuinely interested in having a blissful relationship with people they admire
but this particular fellow has been giving me hell and I have been very polite. There was a time he phoned and said, “Niyi, I am damn crazy about Stella Damasus. I really need you to get me her contact. I am gonna show her that no man got to love her as much as I do. I really need her to be the mother of my kids”
The other day, it was a babe he saw on the 'THISDAY post'. Another time he called again, saying he wouldn’t mind dating Stephanie Okereke since she is no longer with her husband. When I posted the story on Remi Fagbohun, he called me again… "Niyi, I have made up my mind about Remi.She lives in the US and I live in the US. You know what me saying? We can hook up and start a blissful life together”
but this particular fellow has been giving me hell and I have been very polite. There was a time he phoned and said, “Niyi, I am damn crazy about Stella Damasus. I really need you to get me her contact. I am gonna show her that no man got to love her as much as I do. I really need her to be the mother of my kids”
The other day, it was a babe he saw on the 'THISDAY post'. Another time he called again, saying he wouldn’t mind dating Stephanie Okereke since she is no longer with her husband. When I posted the story on Remi Fagbohun, he called me again… "Niyi, I have made up my mind about Remi.She lives in the US and I live in the US. You know what me saying? We can hook up and start a blissful life together”
“Remi, who?” I asked.
“Remi Fagbohun”
“She is married, didn’t you read that?” I asked.
We dragged that for sometime until the guy stopped calling for a while. He resumed again few weeks back and he has been asking to date every babe again.
“Remi Fagbohun”
“She is married, didn’t you read that?” I asked.
We dragged that for sometime until the guy stopped calling for a while. He resumed again few weeks back and he has been asking to date every babe again.
“That girl is out of this world man. I need to hook up with her” He said, referring me to the photograph of a lady that attended the Lagos International Polo Tournament. He even quoted the date. Some days ago, I was about leaving the office when he called again. After exchanging pleasantries, he asked for a 'favour'. I think the woman with the six kids (referring to the story on Lilian Ugboeke’s story http://niyitabiti.blogspot.com/2008/10/lilian-ugboeke-pretty-mother-of-six-set.html ) is actually amazing. She look chic and her body is just perfect. That is my kind of woman. I am sure she is Igbo. I don’t care what anyone says but I think I want her to be my wife? I have been trying her number I saw on the page.Niyi, can you connect us?”
Immediately he finished, something sparked on my head and I laughed uncontrollably.I also checked the number again to be sure that this person wasn’t calling me from a psychiatrist home (Yaba a pa osi) in Yankee!I think the guy's case is more of obsession than interest.Lets just pray he finds help with a dating site or someone who can 'load' words into his head!
Immediately he finished, something sparked on my head and I laughed uncontrollably.I also checked the number again to be sure that this person wasn’t calling me from a psychiatrist home (Yaba a pa osi) in Yankee!I think the guy's case is more of obsession than interest.Lets just pray he finds help with a dating site or someone who can 'load' words into his head!








