By Niyi Tabiti
Chief Reporter
Sex is a serious matter.Apart from money,sex is the the major thing that get people in to or out of trouble.Read the stories of great men and women,their weakness is usually sex.I had a discussion with someone this afternoon.The young lady told me that she has not been happy because of pressures from her man on sex."He is always asking for it " she said
I told her to be patient with her man since they would soon be getting married otherwise the young man would disappear.On my way back home,i tthought to myself that the babe has not been having 'good sex'.I can't stop amusing myself.Is there anything like good sex or bad sex? Yeah!i think bad sex is when you are having sex and your mind is not there.When you are having sex inside hot sun.When you are having sex in the car,sweating profusely so that people won't see you .When you go for a 'quikie' at Lagoon front in Unilag.When you are having sex and you are not properly relaxed.Having sex with your neighbour's husband or your house girl.When you are always using the same sex style.It is also 'rush,rush' sex (In Lagos,they call it papapa).Sex under the mango tree or in Kuramo beach.
Good sex to me is when you are having sex after taking your bath.Having enough time to play with your lover.It is also a situation where your are using a 'tush'mattress,not the one with 'bed bugs'(When they bite you,you scream and your lover mistake it for sound of ecstacy).Having sex when you have an MP3 playing 'Discover me...' slowly beside the bed.
How do you know a lady or guy who is not having good sex?Well,whether she is in the office,at home or in school,she will be complaining and ready to make issue out of nothing at the slightest provocation.She yells without a good reason to do so.She gives excuses for everything and ready to fight everybody
The one that is having a 'good sex' is always smiling and sometimes dancing without music.She will be willing to interact with people and don't forget this...she is also brilliant.She also goes round her collegues in the office tapping them but her laugher is not too loud but regular.Check out the people around you it is easy to know who is having good sex or bad sex.Have you noticed that some people only laugh on monday mornings because they had a good sex the previous weekends?The other days of the week is always 'rush,rush'.Do you think you are having it right?
Please,if you must have sex use condom except the person is your legitimate wife or husband.AIDS IS REAL!
Chief Reporter
Sex is a serious matter.Apart from money,sex is the the major thing that get people in to or out of trouble.Read the stories of great men and women,their weakness is usually sex.I had a discussion with someone this afternoon.The young lady told me that she has not been happy because of pressures from her man on sex."He is always asking for it " she said
I told her to be patient with her man since they would soon be getting married otherwise the young man would disappear.On my way back home,i tthought to myself that the babe has not been having 'good sex'.I can't stop amusing myself.Is there anything like good sex or bad sex? Yeah!i think bad sex is when you are having sex and your mind is not there.When you are having sex inside hot sun.When you are having sex in the car,sweating profusely so that people won't see you .When you go for a 'quikie' at Lagoon front in Unilag.When you are having sex and you are not properly relaxed.Having sex with your neighbour's husband or your house girl.When you are always using the same sex style.It is also 'rush,rush' sex (In Lagos,they call it papapa).Sex under the mango tree or in Kuramo beach.
Good sex to me is when you are having sex after taking your bath.Having enough time to play with your lover.It is also a situation where your are using a 'tush'mattress,not the one with 'bed bugs'(When they bite you,you scream and your lover mistake it for sound of ecstacy).Having sex when you have an MP3 playing 'Discover me...' slowly beside the bed.
How do you know a lady or guy who is not having good sex?Well,whether she is in the office,at home or in school,she will be complaining and ready to make issue out of nothing at the slightest provocation.She yells without a good reason to do so.She gives excuses for everything and ready to fight everybody
The one that is having a 'good sex' is always smiling and sometimes dancing without music.She will be willing to interact with people and don't forget this...she is also brilliant.She also goes round her collegues in the office tapping them but her laugher is not too loud but regular.Check out the people around you it is easy to know who is having good sex or bad sex.Have you noticed that some people only laugh on monday mornings because they had a good sex the previous weekends?The other days of the week is always 'rush,rush'.Do you think you are having it right?
Please,if you must have sex use condom except the person is your legitimate wife or husband.AIDS IS REAL!
Constructive criticism...
ReplyDeletePlease endeavour to punctuate, space and correct errors (grammatical) prior to posting your blogs.
Also, read bellanaijas blog, Linda Ikejis blog and Funmi Iyandas blog they will teach you a thing or two about writing. Thirdly, dont write exactly the way you speak,this is quite common amongst Nigerians, you cant afford to write in this manner as you are a journalist.
A concerned Nigerian based in the UK.
@sade is right u have good stories but ur sue of english is killing the whole thingy.
ReplyDeletefor ur info this tuface and annie macualay gist shud be rewritten as its a slap on ur profession,where did u learn?night school or what?
look at annie if u see her again,shes definitely preggy,look at her stomach and not her ''not too long but hot legs''!
Hey Niyi,
ReplyDeleteI would advice you to consistently read up Ayeni Adekunle's writings in Glitterati. This could help you develop a good writing style. Ayeni is not a trained journalist but he has learnt to write. I believe you can do the same. The fact that you write celebrity news doesn't mean you should write like City People journalists do. You have different audiences. Your readers on the Internet are usually highly educated and quite a number of them are outside the country. Write well or else folks will start thinking UI is a night school.
As per your good sex/ bad sex post-I think you should stick to your day job- Celebrity News . Trying to generate Internet traffic with a random post filled with unfounded concepts won't do you any good. Focus, Focus and Focus
RECTE SAPERE FONS
I agree. Your audience is totally different, you need to buckle up. This just doesn't cut it!
ReplyDeleteReader in Spain.
@everybody: People have already adviced him on his use of punctuation marks and grammer. He has refused to understand the problem, claiming people have "bad belle" and blaming them for not understanding "celebrity journalism" as he calls it. Leave him, this blog will soon turn to comedy center.
ReplyDeletethose who want to learn punctuation and spelling should know that blog is not where you find such things.It is a fast means of gettin information accross to people.Please,those who want to read punctuation should go and learnt it elsewhere.Niyi,carry go!
ReplyDelete@the last anonymous, I advise you to get help as well. Your spelling and grammer is terrible.
ReplyDeletePlease check out this blog in America, she is doing what u r trying to achieve...
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Reader in UK
damn, ok these comments are funny. Dude you need to get it together. Comrade has said it all! Use Microsoft word to type your posts, it would make it so much easier :)
ReplyDeletehi niyi,
ReplyDeleteyour article on the above is a bit contorversila. what you consider as good sex may be bad sex for me. you're too conclusive.
for me great sex is that which you have with that person you should not be caught with. good sex is great sex and your after feeling would classify the act as either good or bad.
quickie, rush-rush etc is great sex to me.
akin
@Laura, Niyi is not African - American. He is Yoruba. From the Egba kingdom, probably.
ReplyDeleteSo, pls, save him the trouble of trying to be somebody else other than hisself.
Thanks.
sqcbta lot of people think speaking english means you are educated.
ReplyDeletethats all i have to say.
niyi you need some punctuations there man.